Chapter 1563: The Dog Headed Strategist

"Gei gei gei..."

Lobenwei chuckled inwardly.

He was convinced that this two-pronged approach would surely yield miraculous results.

Not long after.

Dugu Yunyao walked over, her long, fair legs swaying, her slender waist and peach-like hips moving seductively.

The dog excitedly shouted, "Target spotted, quick, quick, deploy the special effects!"

Upon hearing this, the Spirit King immediately waved his hand.

Suddenly, a small whirlwind rose from the ground, perfectly encircling Lobenwei.

The tiny whirlwind caused Lobenwei's robes to billow, his black cape fluttering and snapping in the wind.

Dugu Yunyao happened to reach the corner of the wall.

Just as she was about to collide with Lobenwei, mere inches apart.

Dugu Yunyao abruptly stopped, her agile body reacting instantly, and she quickly took two steps back.

Upon seeing that the person at the corner was Lobenwei, her brows furrowed, and her face showed clear wariness.

Seeing that she hadn't fallen into his arms, Lobenwei quickly changed tactics.

With deep affection, he spoke, "Miss Dugu, among countless beings in the world, fate has brought us together here."

"This is no mere coincidence; it is a blessing from the heavens, a destined encounter we should cherish. So, may I embrace you? In the name of fate."

"Get lost!"

Dugu Yunyao spat out the word, her face dark.

She had no intention of engaging with this playboy Lobenwei and simply wanted to walk past him.

Without hesitation, Lobenwei stepped forward, blocking her path.

He was determined to employ his shameless, relentless tactics, clinging to her like a leech.

"Miss, the road ahead is long and arduous, but I will accompany you every step of the way. Wherever you go, I will be by your side, for companionship is the most enduring confession of love."

Seeing her path blocked and hearing Lobenwei's nauseating confession, Dugu Yunyao felt a surge of anger, her skin crawling with disgust.

It was a mix of ice and fire, an unbearable irritation.

"You lecherous scoundrel, stay away from me! If you keep following me, I'll make you regret it!"

With that, Dugu Yunyao drew her sharp sword, pressing it against Lobenwei's neck.

"Love, what is it? It makes life and death seem trivial... Love arises unknowingly, deepens without reason, and fades without end..."

As he spoke, Lobenwei extended two fingers, gently pushing the sword aside.

"Miss, how could you bear to harm a man whose heart is filled with nothing but you?"

"Everyone appreciates beauty, and my admiration for you is beyond my control. How does that make me a lecherous scoundrel in your eyes?"

Lobenwei spoke with righteous conviction, his tone filled with deep emotion, his eyes brimming with longing.

His affection was tinged with a faint sorrow, his gaze carrying a hint of melancholy.

"Get lost!"

Dugu Yunyao felt a wave of dark energy invade her body, her limbs turning cold, her heart filled with revulsion.

She kicked Lobenwei squarely in the chest, sending him flying over ten meters.

Seeing this, the dog and the others rushed forward to help Lobenwei up.

"Big brother, are you okay?"

"Big brother, are you hurt?"

Lobenwei lay on the ground, looking up at the direction Dugu Yunyao had left, clutching his chest, pitifully saying, "It hurts, my heart hurts so much."

"Quick, quick, rub big brother's chest."

The dog shouted.

The centipede immediately stepped forward, using all its hands to massage Lobenwei's chest.

"Big brother, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."

The dog crouched down, patiently comforting him, "Don't be anxious or disheartened. It seems the problem isn't with our methods or your charm."

"Oh, then what's the problem?" Lobenwei asked, looking up.

"It must be the girl herself who's the problem. Let's just find another target. Today, you'll surely succeed!"

"Doggy is right, it's the girl's problem, not big brother's," the Spirit King quickly added.

"Hmm, that does make sense."

Lobenwei stroked his chin, his heartache suddenly gone.

His dim eyes once again sparkled with light.

Lobenwei shook off his gloom, reinvigorated, "Strategist, are you sure about this?"

"Absolutely! As the saying goes, if one doesn't work out, just move on to the next. The next one will be even better," the dog affirmed confidently.

Lobenwei looked around excitedly, "Who's next?!"

The centipede pulled out a long scroll of paper, stretching dozens of meters.

He licked his fingers and began flipping through the list with his hundreds of hands.

"Big brother, I've recently scouted over five thousand girls in the city, all of them beautiful and charming. Just pick one from this list, and we'll make our move immediately!"

Lobenwei examined the list with great satisfaction.

"Little Night Wind, you've done well!"

The dog interjected, "Big brother, I just remembered, there's one more thing we need to improve in our strategy."

"Oh? What needs improving?"

"After some careful thought, while being shameless is important, big brother also needs to package himself a bit."

"How should I package myself?"

"You need to exude masculinity, appear tall and imposing. Besides the whirlwind the Spirit King conjured earlier, it would be best to have a fearsome mount to truly showcase your kingly aura! We must nail the vibe perfectly."

Everyone nodded in agreement, finding the dog-headed strategist's advice quite sound.

The black bear, Milk, quickly volunteered, eager to contribute since everyone else had already offered their ideas and lists.

"Big brother, I can be your mount!"

"Hahaha, excellent! With you as my mount, my aura will be flawless, absolutely perfect!" Lobenwei laughed confidently.

Milk chuckled along with him.

Seeing that everything was set, Lobenwei waved his hand grandly, "Let's go, to the north of the city!"

With that, the Roof Watchers Army took off, heading toward the northern part of the city with great momentum.

Along the way, they couldn't help but admire the rolling waves below.

In the northern part of the city.

On the long street.

A petite girl with an incredibly proportioned figure, holding a longsword, was strolling down the street.

Just then.

A small whirlwind suddenly rose in front of her, lifting her long skirt.

"Ah!"

She screamed, her face filled with alarm as she looked ahead.

"Now's the time! Big brother, remember to move fast, pose handsomely, and exude power and dominance!"

The commander, the dog, waved his hand and shouted.

"Got it!" Lobenwei replied confidently.

He rode the black bear, leaping down from the sky.

The dog watched this scene with delight, thinking to himself: This is the legendary move called "Descent of the Heavenly God!"

"Boom!"

The black bear landed on the stone pavement of the street, creating spiderweb-like cracks on the ground.

To emphasize his ferocity and showcase the boss's dominance, the black bear let out a long howl.

"Awooo..."

Gravel and dust flew everywhere, carried by the small whirlwind.

Though the petite girl was also a cultivator, the sheer volume of the roar terrified her, making her heart race.

She gripped her sword tightly, her expression one of sheer panic.

Lobenwei was quite pleased with his grand entrance. Noticing the girl's awestruck expression, his heart swelled with pride.

Seeing the girl struggling to stand, the Spirit King immediately reduced the wind, letting only a gentle breeze flutter Lobenwei's cape.

Finally, the dust settled.

The panicked girl could now clearly see the scene before her.

A skeleton in a black cape, riding a fierce black bear.

Before Lobenwei could even deliver his opening line, the girl let out an ear-piercing scream.

"Ah!!! A monster!!!"

With that, she turned and ran, even dropping her sword in her haste.

The pedestrians on the street scattered in all directions, fleeing in panic.

Only Lobenwei and the black bear remained, standing dumbfounded in the middle of the street.

As the Spirit King withdrew the last trace of wind, the scene fell into an awkward silence, the air thick with embarrassment.

"Caw caw caw..."

A crow flew overhead, as if mocking the Roof Watchers.